For seven (increasingly eventful) years, a certain boy wizard went to a certain Wizard School and ended up conquering evil. This, however, is not his story.

In this hilarious classic, a couple struggling to put on a church Christmas pageant is faced with casting the Herdman kids, probably the most inventively awful kids in history.

Based on Roald Dahl’s novel, the world-famous Willy Wonka is opening the gates to his mysterious chocolate factory…but only to a lucky few.